bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

(via professionalqueen)

cardashians:

I can’t be Americas next top anything because I’m a bottom

(via enemaroberts)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via hakyeah)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via larrysshowersthatarebritish)